Monday, June 30, 2008

Shoot 'em Up

Pretty much the greatest movie ever made. I can't think of one bad thing to say about it. It has everything I could ever want in a movie. Badass hero, check. Hooker with a heart of gold, check. Wise cracking villian, check. Nudity, check. Cheesey one liners, check. Kickass soundtrack (Motörhead, AC/DC, Nirvana), check. Ridiculous gun fights (while skydiving, having sex, delivering a fucking baby, etc.), check. Go rent or just out right buy this thing right now. You will not be disappointed. If you are, I probably hate you.

Thursday, June 26, 2008

The best analogy I've ever read about being a Boston sports fan.

From Barstool Sports:

"After all those decades of being Danny Noonan, kowtowing the millionaires and worrying about our future in the lumberyard, we get to be the Spaulding, hanging out at the Yacht Club smoking the really good reefer we bought from a Negro and picking our nose whenever we damned well please."


I'm so watching Caddyshack when I get home.

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Doctor's today

Today starts Tina going to the doctor's office every week. The baby's due date is July 24th, I think it'll be sooner. But, that pretty much means she can pop anytime in the next month. They might give her an ultrasound today, because they couldn't figure out what position the baby was in last week. I hope they do. I just want to see her so damn bad that I'll take what I can until she's ready to come out. I guess the good thing about the doc not knowing how she's in there means that she didn't get daddy's huge head, which is great for Tina and her lady parts. She wasn't really looking forward to pushing a fat Irish head outta there anyway, and who could blame her?

If we get a new pic of Rosalie I'll throw it up here for Blarry to see, 'cause I pretty sure she's the only person reading this thing. Hi Blarry!

Monday, June 23, 2008

A story from my sister Suzanne.

My sister Suzie is going to be 16 on Wednesday, and she's kind of a spaz. Here's her most recent gem:

"I was at IHOP yesterday and I couldn't finish my bacon, 'cause my pancakes filled me up, so I put the rest in my purse. I didn't wrap it up or anything, so my whole bag smelled like bacon. Then my friend Brittany wanted a hair elastic, so I gave her one. It smelled like bacon, which made her hair smell like bacon. I laughed at her 'cause she smelled like bacon, and she's kinda fat. I ate the rest of the bacon when I got home."

She's gonna make some guy real lucky in the future.

Friday, June 20, 2008

Maiden is playing tonight...

...and I'm not going. Tina roped me into going to my youngest sister's dance recital. I'm a shitty metalhead, but a wonderful brother. I plan on letting my sister know this throughout the night. Maybe I should make a sign and hold it up everytime a kid fucks up. "I'm missing Iron Fucking Maiden for this?!?!" I'm sure my mom will think it's hilarious.