Maiden is playing tonight...

...and I'm not going. Tina roped me into going to my youngest sister's dance recital. I'm a shitty metalhead, but a wonderful brother. I plan on letting my sister know this throughout the night. Maybe I should make a sign and hold it up everytime a kid fucks up. "I'm missing Iron Fucking Maiden for this?!?!" I'm sure my mom will think it's hilarious.