So far today:
-I had to wait 20 minutes to get let into my building.
-My milk delivery that was sitting outside had the wrong items.
-I got dirt all over my pants bringing said delivery inside.
-I'm wearing khakis, and now look like a slob.
-My food delivery was missing items.
-I had a case of soup cups delivered by UPS, for a extra charge, because I was out of them.
-They delivered lids instead of cups.
-It's suppose to rain today and I forgot my umbrella.
-I've been chewing gum lately to keep me from smoking, and I'm all out of gum.
-I want a butt real bad.
+Murf left a bunch of beer at my house the other day.
+The girl in the moon is going to be my best friend when I get home.
+Thanks Murf.
-p.s. I feel like a real pussy for bitching about dirty khakis.
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7 comments:
sick. i'm the beer fairy.
You're doing God's work, my friend.
You just wanted to say that you were all out of bubble gum, you Roddy Piper wannabe.
I didn't think of that until after I posted it. But, there is no shame in being a Roddy Piper wannabe.
you're a god damn baby! speaking of babies, i want to see yours. after this weekend my life calms down, i think a monster squad night is in order.
your blog is weird to post comments on. just so you know. dinkstrong!
How dare you speak ill of my blog!!
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