Damn you Pepsi.

Fuckers stopped giving away songs on Amazon. I still had enough codes for two more. All in all I can't complain too much. I got 52 songs from them. Here's the full list:

Shoop - Salt n' Pepa
Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now - Starship
Can't Forgive - Rancid
Rock Steady - The Whispers
Cold Hearted - Paula Abdul
Straight Up -Paula Abdul
Corvex Corvidae - The Sword
Let's Hear It For The Boy - Deniece Williams
Goonies 'R Good Enough - Cyndi Lauper
One Jump Ahead - Brad Kane
What a Dog/He's A Tramp - Peggy Lee
Army of Me - Bjork
Oven - Pig Destroyer
Surrender - Cheap Trick
How Will I Know - Whitney Houston
Rosalie/Cowgirl's Song - Thin Lizzy
Feelin' Satisfied - Boston
Hobo Humpin' Slobo Babe - Whale
Part of Your World - Jodi Benson
Crying - Roy Orbison
Mable - Glodfinger
I Wish - Skee-Lo
Y'Know - 6L6
More - Madonna
Mud & Guts - Scissorfight
Sha La La(Make Me Happy) - Al Green
If You Were Here - Thompson Twins
Addams Groove - Hammer
Red Dawn - Drago
Confidence Man - The Jeff Healey Band
Rock and Roll is Dead - Age Rings
Wu Wear, The Garment Renaissance - Rza(featuring Method Man & Cappadonna)
Yakety Yak - The Coasters
If This Is It - Huey Lewis And The News
Jogi - Panjabi Mc
Man In The Mirror - Michael Jackson
Tennessee - Arrested Development
Gonna Make You Sweat (Everybody Dance Now) - C+C Music Factory
Candy Girl - New Edition
The Man Who Sold The World - David Bowie
Just A Friend - Biz Markie
Put On Your Shit Kickers - House of Pain
Third World - RZA & GZA
Never Ending Story - Limahl
Breaking The Law - Motörhead
Angry Again - Megadeth
The Bottle Let Me Down - Merle Haggard
Fast As A Shark - Accept
Close My Eyes Forever - Lita Ford & Ozzy Osbourne
The Frost-Giant's Daughter - The Sword
God Of Thunder - Buzz Osbourne, Bruce Kulick, Blasko, Carmine Appice
What Made Red Man Red/Tinknapped - The Jud Conlon Chorus
Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It) - Beyonce

That's a hell of a list, if I do say so myself.

Vacation

In a little more than two hours, I'm gonna be off for nine days. It's gonna be awesome. Merry Christmas, failures. I love you all.

4 years

Get'cha pull.

Two years.

12/02/06 - 12/02/08

That's how long I've been married, and we still kinda like each other. Here's a conversation we had yesterday:

Tina: "Why did you want to get married to me?"

Me: "You had an alright face and a sweet rack."

Happy anniversery, babe.

Funfetti.

I baked a cake the other day. I think it came out pretty good.



From now on, if I ever bake another one, I'm gonna do the same kind of thing. Beloved characters with a horrible statement. If you have a b-day coming up, let me know. I gots ideas.

Feeling old

Nirvana's Unplugged was recorded 15 years ago today. That means I was 13 and in 8th grade 15 years ago. I was a teenager 15 years ago. Ouch.

Fatherly things I've said to Rosalie.

Last Monday we were getting ready to go to my aunt's house for dinner. I go to change Rosalie's diaper before we leave, and she decides it's a great idea to piss all over the place before I get the new one on her. I look at her and say "well, aren't you hilarious?" She then smiles and pukes all over herself. I told her if she was ugly I would've left her on a church doorstep by now. She continues to smile.

The following day, she's sitting in her swing bitching. That's her new thing. She doesn't cry, just bitches. She's getting louder and louder, and I say to her, "You don't know how good you have it. Don't you know that babies get shaken to death for screaming like that?" She lets out a little giggle and smiles. Little shit.

I'm a great dad.

Yesterday at work

You have no idea how many times I heard "Question 2 is the one about pot, right?" I hate collage kids.

Bacon

Yesterday I made a big ass breakfast for the wife and I. Home fries, eggs, toast, bacon, etc. My whole apartment smelled like bacon for the rest of the day, and now I'm at work and just noticed that my jacket smells like bacon. Fucking A. Today is a good day.

Roy Orbison is pretty badass.

Check out that fucking jacket.




Oh, and for that concert he has Elvis Costello, Bruce Springsteen, and Tom Waits in his band. Springsteen looks like a little kid who got a hoverboard for Christmas throughout the whole thing. I've been singing this song in my head for the past mouth. Enjoy.

The joys of parenthood.

So yesterday I decided when I got home from work that I was going to pack up Rosalie and head down to city hall to register to vote. I got her in her stroller and headed to the train. Everything's fine. She was staring at everything she could focus on in the train. We got off at Quincy Center and I register. Everything's still fine. We head over to New England Comics, because I've been behind in the adventures of Thor and wanted to know what the Thunder God has been up to. (side note, you get a lot of weird looks pushing a baby around in a comic store.) Everything's still fine. I decided to head over to T.J. Maxx to get her some P.J.s because she's grown out of a couple pairs, when she starts fussing. I figure she needs a new diaper. When go into Burger King so I can change her. They don't have one of those changing table dealies, so I have to change her in her car seat. This is when she decides to flip the fuck out like I've never seen. As soon as I get the diaper off, she starts screaming so bad that she's choking. Her face was bright red and her whole body was shaking. Then as I go to put the new diaper on her, she starts pissing everywhere. I tried to catch as much as I could with a new diaper, but she still managed to get it all over the bottom of her onesie and the car seat. I've never seen a girl pee before, and frankly, it's an image I could've done without. As soon as I got her outside, she quited down and fell asleep as if nothing had happened. She hates when she stops moving in the stroller, and I didn't want to stop moving her again, so I walked her back home from there. On the plus side, I saw Quiton on my way home.

So, in the end, my daughter is a fucking psycho. I think she gets it from Tina. There's no way she gets that from my genes.

Pepsi playlist update

The awesome has been upped by four.

Shoop - Salt n' Pepa
Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now - Starship
Can't Forgive - Rancid
Rock Steady - The Whispers
Cold Hearted - Paula Abdul
Straight Up -Paula Abdul
Corvex Corvidae - The Sword
Let's Hear It For The Boy - Deniece Williams
Goonies 'R Good Enough - Cyndi Lauper
One Jump Ahead - Brad Kane
What a Dog/He's A Tramp - Peggy Lee
Army of Me - Bjork
Oven - Pig Destroyer
Surrender - Cheap Trick
How Will I Know - Whitney Houston
Rosalie/Cowgirl's Song - Thin Lizzy
Feelin' Satisfied - Boston
Hobo Humpin' Slobo Babe - Whale
Part of Your World - Jodi Benson
Crying - Roy Orbison
Mable - Glodfinger
I Wish - Skee-Lo
Y'Know - 6L6
More - Madonna
*Mud & Guts - Scissorfight*
*Sha La La(Make Me Happy) - Al Green*
*If You Were Here - Thompson Twins*
*Addams Groove - Hammer*

If you think of anything ballsy let me know.

Tina's reveiw of the N.K.O.T.B. concert last night.

"So many broads."

Score

I was walking home from North Quincy T the other day when I spotted at milk crate full full records, and what happens to be staring right at me?



Yoink.

Jim - 1
Society - 0

Pepsi playlist

For the past few months, Pepsi has had a thing where if you collect codes from bottle caps you can download songs from Amazon. Seeing as I drink a lot of Pepsi and like free shit, I've been doing this. Usually I get a random song stuck in my head, or remember a song from back in the day and I don't feel like paying for it, so I get it from there. Here's what I got so far:

Shoop - Salt n' Pepa
Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now - Starship
Can't Forgive - Rancid
Rock Steady - The Whispers
Cold Hearted - Paula Abdul
Straight Up -Paula Abdul
Corvex Corvidae - The Sword
Let's Hear It For The Boy - Deniece Williams
Goonies 'R Good Enough - Cyndi Lauper
One Jump Ahead - Brad Kane
What a Dog/He's A Tramp - Peggy Lee
Army of Me - Bjork
Oven - Pig Destroyer
Surrender - Cheap Trick
How Will I Know - Whitney Houston
Rosalie/Cowgirl's Song - Thin Lizzy
Feelin' Satisfied - Boston
Hobo Humpin' Slobo Babe - Whale
Part of Your World - Jodi Benson
Crying - Roy Orbison
Mable - Glodfinger
I Wish - Skee-Lo
Y'Know - 6L6
More - Madonna

It's a pretty sweet list. I have enough points for a new song, but I can't think of shit. Any suggestions?

Working on a Saturday.

Bored as shit with my iPod for company.

RULES​:​​
1.

Put Your iTune​s,​​ Windo​ws media​ playe​r,​​ Winam​p,​​ etc on Shuff​le
2. For each quest​ion,​​ press​ the next butto​n to get your answe​r.

​​
3. Write​ the song title​ as the answe​r.​​.​​.

​​don'​​t lie!

1)If someo​ne says " I hate you"​​,​​ you say?
If You Fear Dying - One Day as a Lion

2)​​How would​ you descr​ibe yours​elf?​​
I've Been Everywhere - Johnny Cash

2)​​What do you like in a guy/​​girl?​​
Do Whay Ya Feel - Redman

3)​​How do you feel today​?​​
Get Out of My Face - The Scars

4)​​What is​ the first​ thing​ you see in a guy/​​girl ?
Punishment - Biohazard

5)​​What is your life'​​s purpo​se?​​
Chains - R.A. the Ruggedman

6)​​What is your motto​?​​
Planets Collide - Crowbar

7)​​What do your frien​ds think​ of you?
Riot in Cell Block #9 - Blues Brothers

8)​​What do you think​ of your paren​ts?​​
Bury Me in Smoke - Down

9)​​Whats​ the first​ thing​ you notic​e in a perso​n?​​
Deathtripper - Pig Destroyer

10)​​What do you think​ about​ very often​?​​
Midtown - Tom Waits

11)​​What song do you sing while​ showe​ring?​​
Barrel of Fun - Dana & The Teen Sensations

12)​​What do you think​ of your pet?
Cat Scratch Fever - Pantera

13)​​What do you think​ of the perso​n you like?​​
I'm Gonna Love You Too - Buddy Holly

14)​​What is your life story​?​​
Tear it Off - Method Man & Redman

15)​​What do you want to be when you grow up?
The White Stuff - Weird Al

16)​​What do you think​ of when you see the perso​n you like?​​
Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer - Fantomas

17)​​What will you dance​ to at your weddi​ng?​​
Up Around the Bend - CCR

18)​​What will they play at your funer​al?​​
Tie Your Mother Down - Lemmy Kilmister

19)​​What is your hobby​/​​inter​est?​​
Whatever - Jeru the Damaja

20)​​If you were a phras​e what would​ it be?
Woo Hoo - The 5,6,7,8's

21)​​What is your bigge​st fear?​​
Does This Bus Stop at 82nd Street? - Bruce Springsteen

22)​​When you find out you have 6 month​s to live what do you say?
Nude Love - Master Shake

23)​​What is your bigge​st secre​t?​​
The Horded Goddess - The Sword

24)​​What do you think​ of your ex?
Reminds Me of a Way - Antler

25)​​What would​ peopl​e descr​ibe you as?
Take No Prisoners - Megadeth

26)​​What do you do on your spare​ time?​​
In Your Eyes - Peter Gabriel


27)​​What do you sing while​ walki​ng down the stree​t?​​
A Kind of Magic - Queen

28)​​What is the worst​ thing​ ever?​​
Tired of Being Alone - Al Green

29)​​If you could​ take back anyth​ing what would​ it be ?
The Apes of Wrath - Gwar

30)​​If you could​ say somet​hing to your ex, right​ now what would​ it be ?
Juke Joint Jezebel - K.M.F.D.M.

31)​​What will you post this as?
Five O'Clock World - The Vouges

Motherfuck today.

So far today:

-I had to wait 20 minutes to get let into my building.

-My milk delivery that was sitting outside had the wrong items.

-I got dirt all over my pants bringing said delivery inside.

-I'm wearing khakis, and now look like a slob.

-My food delivery was missing items.

-I had a case of soup cups delivered by UPS, for a extra charge, because I was out of them.

-They delivered lids instead of cups.

-It's suppose to rain today and I forgot my umbrella.

-I've been chewing gum lately to keep me from smoking, and I'm all out of gum.

-I want a butt real bad.

+Murf left a bunch of beer at my house the other day.

+The girl in the moon is going to be my best friend when I get home.

+Thanks Murf.

-p.s. I feel like a real pussy for bitching about dirty khakis.

Fact.

Jimmy like freeze pop.

monkey portraits

Pretty much the best book ever. My dad got it for me yesterday, and
I've already gone through it about 12 times. Here's some samples:







I highly recommend it.

Conjunctivitis

Rosalie has it. Here's a fun fact for you: Babies hate when you try to put shit in their eyes. Who knew? It should hopefully be gone by tomorrow. I took a picture of her goopy eyes. If I have time later I'll put it up here. It's pretty gross. On the plus side, she got her first prescription bottle yesterday. I thought it was awesome seeing her name on it. It's like she's a real person and stuff.


Here it is:


She's better now.