Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Damn you Pepsi.

Fuckers stopped giving away songs on Amazon. I still had enough codes for two more. All in all I can't complain too much. I got 52 songs from them. Here's the full list:

Shoop - Salt n' Pepa
Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now - Starship
Can't Forgive - Rancid
Rock Steady - The Whispers
Cold Hearted - Paula Abdul
Straight Up -Paula Abdul
Corvex Corvidae - The Sword
Let's Hear It For The Boy - Deniece Williams
Goonies 'R Good Enough - Cyndi Lauper
One Jump Ahead - Brad Kane
What a Dog/He's A Tramp - Peggy Lee
Army of Me - Bjork
Oven - Pig Destroyer
Surrender - Cheap Trick
How Will I Know - Whitney Houston
Rosalie/Cowgirl's Song - Thin Lizzy
Feelin' Satisfied - Boston
Hobo Humpin' Slobo Babe - Whale
Part of Your World - Jodi Benson
Crying - Roy Orbison
Mable - Glodfinger
I Wish - Skee-Lo
Y'Know - 6L6
More - Madonna
Mud & Guts - Scissorfight
Sha La La(Make Me Happy) - Al Green
If You Were Here - Thompson Twins
Addams Groove - Hammer
Red Dawn - Drago
Confidence Man - The Jeff Healey Band
Rock and Roll is Dead - Age Rings
Wu Wear, The Garment Renaissance - Rza(featuring Method Man & Cappadonna)
Yakety Yak - The Coasters
If This Is It - Huey Lewis And The News
Jogi - Panjabi Mc
Man In The Mirror - Michael Jackson
Tennessee - Arrested Development
Gonna Make You Sweat (Everybody Dance Now) - C+C Music Factory
Candy Girl - New Edition
The Man Who Sold The World - David Bowie
Just A Friend - Biz Markie
Put On Your Shit Kickers - House of Pain
Third World - RZA & GZA
Never Ending Story - Limahl
Breaking The Law - Motörhead
Angry Again - Megadeth
The Bottle Let Me Down - Merle Haggard
Fast As A Shark - Accept
Close My Eyes Forever - Lita Ford & Ozzy Osbourne
The Frost-Giant's Daughter - The Sword
God Of Thunder - Buzz Osbourne, Bruce Kulick, Blasko, Carmine Appice
What Made Red Man Red/Tinknapped - The Jud Conlon Chorus
Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It) - Beyonce

That's a hell of a list, if I do say so myself.

Tuesday, December 23, 2008


In a little more than two hours, I'm gonna be off for nine days. It's gonna be awesome. Merry Christmas, failures. I love you all.

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

4 years

Get'cha pull.

Monday, December 1, 2008

Two years.

12/02/06 - 12/02/08

That's how long I've been married, and we still kinda like each other. Here's a conversation we had yesterday:

Tina: "Why did you want to get married to me?"

Me: "You had an alright face and a sweet rack."

Happy anniversery, babe.

Tuesday, November 25, 2008


I baked a cake the other day. I think it came out pretty good.

From now on, if I ever bake another one, I'm gonna do the same kind of thing. Beloved characters with a horrible statement. If you have a b-day coming up, let me know. I gots ideas.

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Feeling old

Nirvana's Unplugged was recorded 15 years ago today. That means I was 13 and in 8th grade 15 years ago. I was a teenager 15 years ago. Ouch.

Monday, November 17, 2008

Fatherly things I've said to Rosalie.

Last Monday we were getting ready to go to my aunt's house for dinner. I go to change Rosalie's diaper before we leave, and she decides it's a great idea to piss all over the place before I get the new one on her. I look at her and say "well, aren't you hilarious?" She then smiles and pukes all over herself. I told her if she was ugly I would've left her on a church doorstep by now. She continues to smile.

The following day, she's sitting in her swing bitching. That's her new thing. She doesn't cry, just bitches. She's getting louder and louder, and I say to her, "You don't know how good you have it. Don't you know that babies get shaken to death for screaming like that?" She lets out a little giggle and smiles. Little shit.

I'm a great dad.