Funfetti.

I baked a cake the other day. I think it came out pretty good.



From now on, if I ever bake another one, I'm gonna do the same kind of thing. Beloved characters with a horrible statement. If you have a b-day coming up, let me know. I gots ideas.

Feeling old

Nirvana's Unplugged was recorded 15 years ago today. That means I was 13 and in 8th grade 15 years ago. I was a teenager 15 years ago. Ouch.

Fatherly things I've said to Rosalie.

Last Monday we were getting ready to go to my aunt's house for dinner. I go to change Rosalie's diaper before we leave, and she decides it's a great idea to piss all over the place before I get the new one on her. I look at her and say "well, aren't you hilarious?" She then smiles and pukes all over herself. I told her if she was ugly I would've left her on a church doorstep by now. She continues to smile.

The following day, she's sitting in her swing bitching. That's her new thing. She doesn't cry, just bitches. She's getting louder and louder, and I say to her, "You don't know how good you have it. Don't you know that babies get shaken to death for screaming like that?" She lets out a little giggle and smiles. Little shit.

I'm a great dad.

Yesterday at work

You have no idea how many times I heard "Question 2 is the one about pot, right?" I hate collage kids.