4 days and still no baby

Waiting sucks, so watch this:

Due date.

So, my daughter is suppose to be born today. It looks like she just loves that uterus so much she's gonna hang out in there for a while longer. We went to the doctor's yesterday, and she was saying that if Rosalie isn't born by August 4th, they're going to induce Tina. I hope for Tina's sake that she comes out before then. Poor girl is so done being pregnant. I feel bad for her having to deal with the heat and there's nothing I can do for her. Damn kid needs to stop screwing around. I'm gonna ground her as soon as she comes out. That'll learn her.

Baby names.

I know a bunch of people having babies this year. I know the naming process can be a hard one, but seriously, give it some thought. I've figured out that there are a lot of names that I just can't stand. For some reason I know more than one person who named their new baby boy Aiden. For some reason, this name drives me up the wall. It sucks. Shitty name. Another one is Tristan. Tristan? Seriously? That's even worse than Aiden. And if your name is Todd I probably hate you, no matter your age. I'm gonna have a rough time keeping my mouth shut when I have to go to Rosalie's school things if these are the names I have to deal with. I'm not above making fun of children. A lot of parents are gonna hate me because they gave their kids dipshit names. It's not my fault that you obviously want your kids to get made fun of.

And how do you nicely tell someone that their pride and joy's name is horrible? "Cute kid. Bummer about his name, though." They'll probably still get bent out of shape. People are so damn protective of their offspring.

I'm gonna go listen to The Sword and try to calm down.

I like when Tina pays attention to my geekery.

Last night we were coming up with ridiculos names if we ever had a baby boy. Die Hard Neal, Tango Cash Neal, etc., when I said Galactus Thanos Neal. To which Tina replied, "Thanos? I'm not getting murdered.". You see, Thanos kills his mother when he was a boy. I like comic books.

Parenthood.

Tina's due date is one week from today. That means any day now I'll be a dad and responsible for a human being. Pretty damn scary.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

My niece is very cute.

Why?

Seriously? Who thought this was a good idea?

Rosalie

Here's a couple ultrasound pics we got of my little girl yesterday.

This is her profile:


















This is her little face all smushed up:














The doctor wanted to get one of her giving me a kiss because I couldn't be there. It's kinda creepy, but a whole lotta awesome. I can't wait until she's here.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue.

Today blows. First, the red line car I was on this morning didn't have any AC. Then I get to work and the front floor of the place is covered in water, because the night supervisor didn't put the drip pan under the deli line. Then the girl who opens up called in late, so I had to set up everything by myself. Then I relized that I forgot a hat to wear home when I change (I really hate walking around without a hat). And now Tina just calls me from the doctor's office and they can't figure out what position the baby is in so they're giving her an ultrasound, and there's no way I can make it there in time. I can't wait to get home and shotgun some 'Gansetts. On the bright side, I get to see a new picture of Rosalie when I get home.