My sister Suzie is going to be 16 on Wednesday, and she's kind of a spaz. Here's her most recent gem:
"I was at IHOP yesterday and I couldn't finish my bacon, 'cause my pancakes filled me up, so I put the rest in my purse. I didn't wrap it up or anything, so my whole bag smelled like bacon. Then my friend Brittany wanted a hair elastic, so I gave her one. It smelled like bacon, which made her hair smell like bacon. I laughed at her 'cause she smelled like bacon, and she's kinda fat. I ate the rest of the bacon when I got home."
She's gonna make some guy real lucky in the future.
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