Shoot 'em Up

Pretty much the greatest movie ever made. I can't think of one bad thing to say about it. It has everything I could ever want in a movie. Badass hero, check. Hooker with a heart of gold, check. Wise cracking villian, check. Nudity, check. Cheesey one liners, check. Kickass soundtrack (Motörhead, AC/DC, Nirvana), check. Ridiculous gun fights (while skydiving, having sex, delivering a fucking baby, etc.), check. Go rent or just out right buy this thing right now. You will not be disappointed. If you are, I probably hate you.